Sir Douglas Falstaff reads two poems of the great poet Rashmi Prakash and a trifle by the Poet Knave Joseph Green..a clap of thunder...and then!...  The Sir Douglas Elderly Actors Choir Bursts into Song!

On September 24 I drove down to Lanesboro, MN to confront my mortality on the Root River Trail.   I would walk and walk and muse on my advancing age.  My mortality didn't show up but adventure did -- a fellow with a titanium hip, a WW1 Tank that had disappeared from Preston, MN  appearing in the mists, a happy happy ending.  Here are my adventures.

My last noontime walk with the wit and raconteur T. Gluesing.  We wander about Minneapolis.  Discuss how Tom, now longer gainfully employed, might survive (or did I cut that?) and then...adventure!

I met Bill P outside of  a certain grand hotel on Broadway. He has lived there for the last forty years -- the old owners insisting that he always be allowed to stay before they sold the hotel.  Bill is the only man ever to knock down Jake Lamotta (Lamotta took a dive early on...always regretted it but that's another story).  Anyway, here's Bill's account.  More adventures of Bill P to follow.

There. Then.

Madness and massacre at work.  Tom Gluesing and his Tommy Gun.

Metaphysics at the office. Today -- a problem caused by a "Non-existing document."

How is that possible? I asked Tom Gluesing and new worlds were revealed!

 16 Megabytes of Christmas Cheer.  Poems, Songs and Stylings by Dale Credico, Tim Smith, Johanna, Rashmi Prakesh, Don Schaeffer, The Scranton Boys Choir, Sir Douglas Falstaff, and Joe Green.

Don Schaeffer live in Winnipeg.  Presented with the permission of the Don Schaeffer Society and the Cambridge Institute of Spoken Arts. Historic recording.